Ice Sloths Ice Hockey Jersey

The Sloths – Sublimated Ice Hockey Jersey

Slow hands. Filthy dangles. Zero panic.

The Sloths jersey is built for the player who looks half asleep… and still embarrasses defenders. Featuring the ultimate laid-back assassin—a hockey-playing sloth with a “don’t rush me” stare—this design is all vibes and all skill.

The deep black base sets the tone, while those bold red, gold, and cream diagonal stripes slice across the jersey like a breakaway you didn’t see coming. It’s retro heat with modern attitude—clean, aggressive, and just cocky enough.

Front and center, your spirit animal grips the twig like it’s in slow motion… but make no mistake—when it moves, it’s already too late for the goalie.

Why this thing is dangerous:

• 🦥 Fully sublimated graphics – crisp, vibrant, and never fading… just like your confidence
• 🔥 Lazy-but-lethal mascot – calm demeanor, absolute menace
• ❄️ Breathable, game-ready fabric – keeps you cool while you make everyone else look bad
• 🎯 Pro-cut fit – built for flow, style, and just enough swagger

This jersey isn’t about speed.
It’s about control… patience… and making defenders question their life choices.

The Sloths don’t rush. They just win.

Sublimated for bold and striking color, you can customize your size, name and number on these jerseys that are custom made, cut and sewn to order. Please allow 4-6 weeks for shipping due to the custom nature of the product. Add your custom name and jersey number in the customization field then choose which jersey mesh you want (standard mesh or lightweight).